I'm worth a million in prizes

Fact.


Fun has been had, worlds conquered, sods turned, pages flipped, books closed, milk spilt, views espoused, calculation, miscalculation and recalcumalations made. Flutters are paying off.

I’m off to gets me a GTO.

Reasons even I think I'm crazy

also entitled Sit back and enjoy the soothing strains of TISM.

1 I enjoyed my annual review
3 Visibility dropped to 50m today, cars stopped to wait out the deluge, runoff was all over the place AND STILL I CACKLED GLEEFULLY AS I SLID AROUND ON THE WAY TO WORK, arriving 137.4% soaked.
4 The next three months are going to be hell and I can.not.wait.
1 I got everything I requested.

Talk amongst yerselves for a bit, I'll be back.

What I did with my time away

So, the gangrene set in after another sub 26 degree day, inching its way along first one then another finger, gouging life from thumb and toe alike. Nothing worked: single malt, salt water - those wigglies were gone.

After weeks of physiotherapy I'm now able type two letters a minute thanks to one of those suction cup darts stuck to my forehead. I could type faster but it builds up a bit of a sweat and the dart falls off.

This apology for my silence has taken three hours and fifty one minutes but I did it all myself.