Collected ramblings from a remarkably happy 32 year old male bouncing randomly between the SEQ hinterland and the coast. The title stems from a belief a bear and I had in the aboundment of fucktards. Methods of resolving this aboundment are being investigated. Sadly, the little bear met an untimely end at the hands of some fucktardly bear-hunters. Cunts.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Freezered

Sometimes, just sometimes, I doubt my sanity.

Achieving an ice-cream headache at around 83km at 7am was one of those times, as, despite being Queensland, IT'S FUCKING COLD.

So was Melbourne according to the three frostbitten toes I left behind. Food rocked however and it's always a pleasure to see fashion go behind metallic Havianas.

Thought wise I'm still noodling around with Happiness though overall it comes down to quail. I. Really. Want. Some.

For brekky.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Theeeeeeeeeerkklunk.Owwwwwwwwww.

What the fuck.

What. Who. Who put this here?

Ouch.


Ah.

I did. Then snuffed the lights, thus tripping over this misshapen thing.

No exhaustive self analysis or misadventures from me, and I haven't even fucked any goats of late. I have however been flat fucking chat: Brisbane yesterday, Adelaide last week, Melbourne & Sydney next. When the hosties let go of me I even got the time for some of THE BEST COOKING AND EATING EVAAAAH but I can't be fucked telling you about it and I've no dreams I'm allowed to report.

Of questions though, I've a few, this is first: what triggers those moments for you in which you realise you're happy?

Monday, May 08, 2006

Barely enough space in which to squeeze a post

as too much already in my head.

What do you want?