What I did with my time away
So, the gangrene set in after another sub 26 degree day, inching its way along first one then another finger, gouging life from thumb and toe alike. Nothing worked: single malt, salt water - those wigglies were gone.
After weeks of physiotherapy I'm now able type two letters a minute thanks to one of those suction cup darts stuck to my forehead. I could type faster but it builds up a bit of a sweat and the dart falls off.
This apology for my silence has taken three hours and fifty one minutes but I did it all myself.
posted by Dollop at 12:44 PM
15 Comments:
Are you the bloke who was left for dead at the top of Everest? You were never gonna find quail up there.
10:41 PM
But if I had it wouldn't take long to make ice-cream now, would it?
Plus, it's easy to swap the oxygen cannister for nitrous.
3:54 PM
i feel your pain - 9 weeks now with a broken hand has really affected my dining prep. I tend to go for any thing i can rip open with m y teeth and pour down my throat these days. That and this mango sorbet I've since discovered during my time back in Oz.
6:08 PM
w'happen?
8:04 PM
wtf??
8:20 PM
See Ro, I didn't type or post or think or work so I thought it best to have a cover story. What could be more diverting than gangrene?
Riz - find some green apple sorbet, then some coconut.
Giggle - call me stumpy
8:52 AM
Quite.
I would also like to a)not think and b) not work. How does one do it?
12:33 PM
Easy - move to an outer suburb, rent a lovely brickveneerbutrenderedTM house and reproduce.
Annually.
12:42 PM
Ah Dollop, images of someone typing with a suction pointer on thier forehead .... very funny,
at least you can use it as a skewer as well and eat quail kebabs.
4:54 PM
Can we photograph you and stick you on the front of a pack of Marlboro Lights?
12:14 PM
Nah, Camels. I wanna be Joe.
12:48 PM
why no posting no more?
Are you having "troubles"?
Tell Auntie Ro now, I'm here to help. :)
1:13 PM
Teh business Ro ro, teh business. Ooodles of it. Me = no blogging.
1:19 PM
Ah, I see.
You must be about a bazillioniaire by now I reckon.
10:55 PM
Apparrently.
After this business stage is all done I'm going to invent the restness. It's like working but is resting.
9:57 AM
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