Collected ramblings from a remarkably happy 32 year old male bouncing randomly between the SEQ hinterland and the coast. The title stems from a belief a bear and I had in the aboundment of fucktards. Methods of resolving this aboundment are being investigated. Sadly, the little bear met an untimely end at the hands of some fucktardly bear-hunters. Cunts.

Friday, June 30, 2006

I'm worth a million in prizes

Fact.


Fun has been had, worlds conquered, sods turned, pages flipped, books closed, milk spilt, views espoused, calculation, miscalculation and recalcumalations made. Flutters are paying off.

I’m off to gets me a GTO.

12 Comments:

Blogger Steph said...

I have no idea what you just said.
Think I'll go lay down now.

1:54 PM

 
Blogger Miss Riz said...

what kind of prizes would that be?

2:26 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Riz - special ones. Veeeery special.

Neph - Excellent. Have a bex.

2:53 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

Hurrah for you!

Now, on to the important stuff - you're going shopping ????

Well that perked me right up...

6:56 PM

 
Blogger Rowena said...

Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
Hes gonna do another strip tease.
Hey man, whered ya get that lotion?
Ive been hurting since Ive bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love.
Well, thats like hypnotizing chickens.
Well, Im just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in the ear before.
I have a lust for life
cause of a lust for life.
Im worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a GTO
Wear a uniform
All on a government loan.
Im worth a million in prizes
Yeah, Im through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs.
Well, Im just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in my ear before
Well, Ive a lust for life (lust for life)
cause of a lust for life (lust for life, oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
A lust for life (oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life.
Well, Im just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in my ear before
Well, Ive a lust for life
cause Ive a lust for life.
Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
Hes gonna do another strip tease.
Hey man, whered ya get that lotion?
Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick
About something called love
Love, love, love
Well, thats like hypnotizing chickens.
Well, Im just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in the ear before
And Ive a lust for life (lust for life)
cause Ive a lust for life (lust for life)
Got a lust for life
Yeah, a lust for life
I got a lust for life
A lust for life
Got a lust for life
Yeah a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life

11:05 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

And ten points to the Roro

This morn is more devil in a black dress/Cos' I have to wait for you to conduct

8:44 AM

 
Anonymous Russell Allen said...

You lost me at 'sods turned'. The only spades I can tolerate are on the Poker table.

2:44 PM

 
Blogger phishez_rule said...

Should I know what a GTO is?

8:50 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Phishez - Yes.

RA - No chinky jokes? Shame.

2:19 PM

 
Anonymous Russell Allen said...

I rould rever stoop rhat row

2:46 PM

 
Blogger Susanne said...

I second what Steph said.

Duuhhh.

3:41 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Geez Suze, a blonde avatar and now you're taking the Neph defence?

Peroxide has so much to answer for.

4:07 PM

 

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