Collected ramblings from a remarkably happy 32 year old male bouncing randomly between the SEQ hinterland and the coast. The title stems from a belief a bear and I had in the aboundment of fucktards. Methods of resolving this aboundment are being investigated. Sadly, the little bear met an untimely end at the hands of some fucktardly bear-hunters. Cunts.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Theeeeeeeeeerkklunk.Owwwwwwwwww.

What the fuck.

What. Who. Who put this here?

Ouch.


Ah.

I did. Then snuffed the lights, thus tripping over this misshapen thing.

No exhaustive self analysis or misadventures from me, and I haven't even fucked any goats of late. I have however been flat fucking chat: Brisbane yesterday, Adelaide last week, Melbourne & Sydney next. When the hosties let go of me I even got the time for some of THE BEST COOKING AND EATING EVAAAAH but I can't be fucked telling you about it and I've no dreams I'm allowed to report.

Of questions though, I've a few, this is first: what triggers those moments for you in which you realise you're happy?

20 Comments:

Blogger Pescita said...

I realise happiness once its gone... terribly cliche, what can I say. Hope you are happy though Dollop. I resolve to appreciate what I have.

5:10 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Aww.

5:27 PM

 
Anonymous Russell Allen said...

Erm...Happiness mainly. That is the trigger...

6:00 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Going to need a little bit of coachinbg on this, aren't you Russ.

What are the precursors to the realisation?

6:13 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

Not entirely sure what triggers it - it's just all of a sudden i think 'Gosh darn - I'm really happy right now!'

As opposed to my normal level of happiness anyway.

6:13 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

That's it Giggles, you're almost there - what was the last thing that triggered that realisation - and the one before.

6:25 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

Its something different everytime.

6:59 PM

 
Blogger Rowena said...

Alcohol or ecstasy usually does the trick

8:35 PM

 
Blogger Susanne said...

There's some moments when I'm just walking along by myself and I think of something and can't help smiling.

Also, no offence to you single people (I was one of you for almost 23 years), but the boy makes me happy too.

8:43 PM

 
Blogger ChickyBabe said...

Warm weather.

8:47 PM

 
Blogger Miss Riz said...

sunny days when i'm walking along by myself and i realise im smiling; and having nights like last night with my mates when we are trying to do something serious - this time it was a photo shoot for an article i had written - but just couldnt get it together because we couldnt stop laughing.

1:03 AM

 
Blogger stella said...

When I'm singing or humming to myself all the time. It's an oldie but a goody.

1:37 AM

 
Blogger Puss In Boots said...

I'm with pescita. And it was gone a long time ago, so I have nothing of late to report.

8:47 AM

 
Blogger Russell Allen said...

OK...the trigger is my life. I am always friggin happy because I know I love it all.

I feel happy when I sit down. I feel happy when I buy a coffee. I feel happy when the bloke at the post office addresses me by name. Happiness shouldn't be reserved for only those times when you aren't down.

4:16 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Ro - so that was you in the fluffy, baggy pink pants. Who would've thunk it.

Susanne - awwww.

Chicky - You. Like warm weather and more beach and less clothes? Nah.

Riz - Ta. Someone gets it.

Stella - You're 48 already?

Puss - C'mon. I've seen a smile on occasion.

Russ - You collect stamps?

6:44 PM

 
Anonymous Russell Allen said...

Phil Aterley is my best mate since college

7:34 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

'Twill get you anywhere I hear.

11:37 AM

 
Anonymous Boogeyman said...

Hmmm. When the constant perambulations of worry and cogitation fade away, I find myself in a different world.

I take my surroundings for granted, and spend my time in a daze of thought. A habitual dull reality. Then when it stops, it's like a numb arm that recovers feeling. Plain old colours in trees and walls fascinate. Ordinary sounds now have subtle beat and rhythm.

What causes that shift in mood? A song on the radio, or a particular lyric. Warm wind blowing silence in the trees. Things like this that bring back a forgotten sense of mystery.

11:27 PM

 
Blogger rubydoomsday said...

the second before it's gone. realising, really understanding that what you have in that moment is good and golden and worth holding (even though you can hear its steam whistling and pulling outta the station) and doing something to preserve it, however small. then memory kicks in with its hallucinatory shtick and we have to re-learn how to be attuned to when happiness just walks up and sits in your lap like a cat. seems to be its nature, for me. it comes and goes as it pleases and mine is only to stroke and be still, and not stand up too fast.

8:26 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Hmm. Ruby, have you met Boogey?

8:37 AM

 

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