Collected ramblings from a remarkably happy 32 year old male bouncing randomly between the SEQ hinterland and the coast. The title stems from a belief a bear and I had in the aboundment of fucktards. Methods of resolving this aboundment are being investigated. Sadly, the little bear met an untimely end at the hands of some fucktardly bear-hunters. Cunts.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Freezered

Sometimes, just sometimes, I doubt my sanity.

Achieving an ice-cream headache at around 83km at 7am was one of those times, as, despite being Queensland, IT'S FUCKING COLD.

So was Melbourne according to the three frostbitten toes I left behind. Food rocked however and it's always a pleasure to see fashion go behind metallic Havianas.

Thought wise I'm still noodling around with Happiness though overall it comes down to quail. I. Really. Want. Some.

For brekky.

17 Comments:

Blogger Puss In Boots said...

Quail for breakfast? You have obviously lost what little of your mind you had!

It is indeed cold. I have been shivering so much that the muscle over my heart and chest is giving me chest pains from cramping up. And as I have already told you, I'm blaming you. You obviously brought the Melbourne weather back with you.

9:22 AM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Umm, Puss, that sounds more like a heart attack.

I've eaten Salt & Pepper quail for dessert so I don't see the problem with having it for brekky. Choosing the appropriate early morn wine is the problem.

1:12 PM

 
Blogger Puss In Boots said...

No, trust me, wasn't a heart attack. It happened last winter too. I went to the doctor then and they laughed at me.

I shall ignore your breakfast transgression.

1:39 PM

 
Blogger elaine said...

You're both soft. It's mid twenties up there.

I'm with dollop. Quail can be eaten at any time of the day or night.

For breakfast, may I recommend the Rosetta made by these excellent wine makers? For breakfast.

2:25 PM

 
Blogger Steph said...

I really kak myself when Qlders say it's "cold". Pussys! You don't know friggin cold!

Oh and err....Go the blues! :P

2:40 PM

 
Blogger Puss In Boots said...

Steph & Elaine, it was fucking 7 degrees when I got out of bed this morning! 7!!!!! That is fucking cold!

And yes, I agree. Go the Blues!!

3:03 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

Right first of all - where's the Raid? *hops off looking for roach spray*

There is no food that cannot be consumed at breakfast if you really really want it - quail is probably a little better for you then chocolate mudcake so really... go hard, have fun, I say! If thats all it takes to make you happy, you are the most easily pleased man I 'know'!

You are all soft and have no fucking idea what cold is - come over here in Feb and then talk to me about cold, fuckers! I want a t-shirt that says 'I survived a UK winter and all I got was this lousy shirt'

6:01 PM

 
Anonymous Russell Allen said...

QLD is ultra cold at the mo...it went down to about 12 last night. I thought my piss was gonna freeze in midstream.

I'd rather have a pasty for brekkie...proper cornish

9:37 AM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

You and a stripper's pasty Russ? Never.

I'm all for pasties but my mum and my Grang would occasionally pervert the course of pastie goodness with the inclusion of leeks. It's just wrong it is.

11:33 AM

 
Blogger elaine said...

leeks in pasties!? What are they, Welsh or summat?

Russ, 12 degrees is nothing. It was 5 degrees this morning as I went past Richmond station. On Saturday night my housemate and I were breathing steam IN OUR HALLWAY.

10:46 AM

 
Blogger Miss Riz said...

cold - a winter in japan, that is cold. I arrived at Tullamarine airport last week and had to take oy jacket off it was so warm! And then I came to Cairns a few days later, still sitting here in my togs (ie bathers) and thongs (that is flip flops to u Qld'ers!) and now I must admit I AM dreading my return to Melbourne tomorrow. At least it doesn't rain there anymore.

11:43 AM

 
Blogger Susanne said...

It is indeed cold in Melbourne.

Sunny though.

3:03 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Pirate - I think we saw 4 degrees when we were Melbournianing last week. It aint fun, though we were surprised at how could it was, having wintered many a year.

Hot clothes though.

Riz - see above in order to upgrade from thongs.

Susanne - same, same but different here. Warmer even. Swimmable if there's no wind.

10:55 AM

 
Blogger M said...

what? surely it's never cold in qld. Everytime I look at the forecast there's yet another horrendous succession of 20+ degree weather. That's summer weather! Oh how verrrryyy cold you all must be :P

1:18 PM

 
Anonymous Russell Allen said...

Is is really that hard to find Quail Breakfast Ice Cream? Where the fuckin world are ya now?

5:45 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

I gets around Russ, I gets around.

12:03 PM

 
Blogger Susanne said...

It was quite possibly the coldest morning in Melbourne EVER this morning, yet a chick on tram still had on.. you guessed it, havianas. Freak.

12:19 PM

 

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