Collected ramblings from a remarkably happy 32 year old male bouncing randomly between the SEQ hinterland and the coast. The title stems from a belief a bear and I had in the aboundment of fucktards. Methods of resolving this aboundment are being investigated. Sadly, the little bear met an untimely end at the hands of some fucktardly bear-hunters. Cunts.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Barely enough space in which to squeeze a post

as too much already in my head.

What do you want?

24 Comments:

Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

World peace, a pair of Ferragamo's, to pay off my credit cards, some Jimmy Choo boots, a pair of Dior heels, to not feel sick, a packet of Arnotts mint slice, some KFC, to see my nieces, to sit and talk with my best friend, some mind-blowing sex, a Mui Mui handbag and another 7 hours sleep.

Shall I continue??

Actually I'd just be happy to be at home and over here at the same time... anyone know how to be in 2 places at once??

7:50 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Mind if your neices it the mint slices whilst we're on our way over?

8:20 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Ugh: "neices eat" is what my fingers meant to say before they started speaking in tongues.

8:27 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

Christ - don't let them look after them !!!! I wont get any !!!!!!

I really want some golden circle red cordial too.

8:46 PM

 
Blogger Rowena said...

nothing less than your soul. be afraid.

10:49 PM

 
Blogger stella said...

A job! :( And one for steph too!

12:37 AM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Ro, when and why did the dark lord have a makeover in your visage?


Stella - you and Neph can do doubles seeing as how she's going to make some money back for that collection of hers and start walking the streets.

7:55 AM

 
Blogger elaine said...

you, darling. In a box.

And to eat at: Ezard, Tetsuya's, Flower Drum, Stefano's, Vue De Monde, Circa...and that great little place in Mysore where the plates were made of banana leaves and they served the local Kananda food.

But I really want is to NEVER eat in Romania EVER AGAIN.

9:29 AM

 
Blogger Steph said...

Yeah what Elaine said. You in a box. A pine box, buried six feet under!!!

kidding.

sorta.

1:46 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Neph the Necrohphiliac. It figures.

'laine - where the fuck is Supper Inn in that list?

2:06 PM

 
Anonymous Russell Allen said...

I'd go seven feet under for Dollop. With the six there is a chance he could still get out...

4:03 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Even a few inches left to spare actually.

4:46 PM

 
Blogger elaine said...

I like to think of Supper Inn as a regular not a special occasion.

Feel like spicy quail? I can just nick in after work.

I can do that, you know.

9:32 AM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Three words pirate - Yes. Fed. Ex.

9:44 AM

 
Blogger elaine said...

you don't want to join me? It'll be cold and soggy by the time it gets to you.

5:11 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

Like a sao?

7:23 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Sickos.

7:29 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

You say that like its a bad thing...

8:48 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

LOUDLY TOO - GIGGLE AND STEPH HAVE SOGGY SAO FIXATIONS WHICH IS STRANGE CONSIDERING a) they're apparently female and b) Neph rpobably finds it hard to aim with one eye

9:40 PM

 
Blogger GiggleWorthy said...

I already told you - I like them crunchy with butter and vegemite so you can squeeze them and it comes out the holes as little worms!

I dunno whats going on with Steph though.... I ain't going there....

10:21 PM

 
Blogger Miss Riz said...

what do i want? well i want someone to help me take my contact lenses out cuz doing it with one hand is really difficult.

7:35 AM

 
Blogger Steph said...

Yep, I'm a bloke, and i think you must be a chick due to the amount of bitchin you do. :P

9:28 PM

 
Blogger elaine said...

In addition:

for you to update your fecking blog.

3:18 PM

 
Blogger Dollop said...

Bitching?

Neph, coming from you, that's a compliment.

Gigles: as I said, sick.

Riz: I'm sure there will a Japanese invention for that if you look hard enough.

4:30 PM

 

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